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Do NOT Pay For Teeth Whitening!!!

How To Extend Your Laptop's

MMS already rolling out to some AT&T iPhone users

Sink The Pirate Bay

shot through the heart, and you're to blame

Another stimulus 'Cash for Appliances' is on its way!

spray-on newspaper

a hunter's dream vacation

Breakthru to Enlightenment

How to Build a Climbing Wall?

You are now following geekmorons.

NOTICIAS Y EVOLUCION

products I can feel good about sharing with others and sharing with my family

.. the exact opposite of today's personal care

Does anyone know a good remedy to make it go away?

Swinging thru McDonalds and then off to the ER.

I love your new format,

Michael Jackson (or, more likely, his people) attempted to buy 25,000 followers for his Twitter account before he died.

I need a morphine drip STAT.

Just left the ER. Everything's good, just a really bad bruise.

I'm about to show you how to..

Learn the trick discovered by a mom to turn yellow

The newest craze in home parties

a hunter's dream

said to be the most complicated ever

it blurts out unpleasant truths

Gold Partying.

my son & daughter followed my ex's cheesehead

Use Twitter So It Doesn't Suck Up Your Time

make things beautiful when you spread it

I know some people like that

sooner or later will return with the force & inevitability of natural law,

an excellent roast with all the trimmings

broken gold

super sexy for any age

a Pina Colada thinking about my entry

inspired debt collection

If you really want to do something you'll find a way..

A quick glance

The train arrived on time

You need an injection

It kind of breaks up the week ya know

Most people eat, write, and work with their fight hands

Cross my gingers

I had to pick my courses

Just waiting for approval

Spotify App Goes Live on iPhone and Android

start booking appointments today

then back to prep for the crooked monkey

It's only Day Three, but some strong trends are emerging

so much faster than my old world

now that I don't have to think about writing

i liked the aliens even more than the humans.

Coming from someone with the disease

the no-pants trend

you're hot under the collar,

You could win cash

from cocoons

"I will never answer that question."

Dumpster Diver

will not buy into the idea

only barrier I see to smashing the glass

taking a shower. having lunch.

in their dreams.

Old-fashioned cuteness:

like a lady's skirt

You can use clever words to make it appear as if you are

next time, i promise we´ll be perfect.

More to come very soon

starting SEO part One

what are your favorite tools?

for SEO

aka

Search Engine Optimization... ?

It is actually a huge market,

both white, grey, and black.

Just do a search; if you never heard of it you will be surprised,

like it's bigger than beanie babies!

Now, you will probably start seeing ads for those toys... OR BULK STYROFOAM at WHOLESALE PRICES.

[update: I now have 8 styrofoam salesmen following me on twitter.]

One way to become popular is to provide lots of value, over time.

People find what you wrote, book mark, pass it on, spread, subscribe,

and over time your traffic grows geometrically.

Another is jibber jabber about all the popular things!

Talk about whatever's popular today, like

michelle mcnair, sahel kazemi, steve mcnair shooting,

ricketts family, patrick cudahy fire,

smart technologies s.a., panic at the disco breaking up,

michael jackson memorial service, bordure cycling,

OH!!! link to DISNEY MONORAIL ACCIDENT VIDEO,

robert mcnamara, ola ray lawsuit, jenna bush wedding dress...

and the only one interesting: codex sinaiticus online.

The worst way is a parked domain, domain squatters, or the typo-buyers.

You've seen these--you click on some old link from

They are the lowest!

They should be taken out and shot. I'm sure they try to justify to themselves that they are somehow "adding value, " but I couldn't live with myself.

Why weren't we smart enought to think of that?

At least every moment you are reading my article

is a second you are not clicking on them.

I treat this in more detail in Taking Them Out and THen Shooting THem, Part II in pt.2

and how to crash these systems.

The object is to get your links on the first page.

But I like random links on page 10 or later.

So post your favorite links here, and I can post to you later!

extra webstim, share the juice, link affiliation, ...

this makes me realize i know too much about this to not be making money!

I was looking for a 2-liter bottle.

PS send money...

Christian Bale pandemic virus movie

Is there a new moving coming out?

Scene:

driving jeep, open back.

in back is large tote

driving down the freeway

breathing from the tube

connected to the tote -- 

the outside air is contaminated.

he's getting gas

under the carport

at the pumps

at the gas station

he breathes from the tote

with the tube

when he needs to.

leaving the city

driving down a dirt road

trail, rather

through a forest

breathing from the tote

he passes another jeep

going in the other direction

they do not know.

.

.

.

Breathing from a 250G tote seems odd.

• Ineffective:   if there is a virus in the air, 
• Inconvenient:  get a gas mask, dude.  I don't mean an N95 face mask, but one of those WWI masks with the tubes and canisters.
• Inbelievable:  because inbelievable isn't even a word, but if it was, it would be the same and unbelievable.  Actually, I think it makes more sense than unbelievable, because if you believe something, can you un-believe it?  ''Sorry for my previous belief, I will now go back and unbelieve that.''
•  not to mention probably not very.
  

Now, I don't know what the title of this movie is,

or when it is coming out.

I only briefly saw these few scenes

and it was in a dream.

I guess it was just the trailer.

Pictured above is the model

most popular amongst bloggers.

I guess it fits in

with the current H1N1 / Swine flu / hamthrax situation.

but why Christian Bale?

Top Google searchs for Today

tops searches in today's google: is


Apr 8, 2009 - change date
You cannot change time - (you to know supernatural 4 Day Time Cube Principle ?)

1. jennifer barretta - billiards player
   
2. pulte homes - will create the biggest U.S. homebuilder, Pulte Homes Inc. is buying Centex Corp. for $1.3 billion
   
3. mva maryland - ID fraud makes voter registration fraud easy for Maryland Vehicle Administration (MVA). I got mine! howto, anywon?
   
4. passover - lotsa matzo
   
5. 2011 jeep grand cherokee - why so popular?! why do they skip 2010 ? what abotu the apocalypso?
   
6. centex homes - see pulte, above
   
7. passover 2009 - these people know what year it is! wait -- it's the year 5769 !
   
8. drea de matteo - she's hot, no? une acteur sexy. “Come at me, bitch.” she said to Lindsby Lohan ?
   
9. new york auto show - I bet there's a jeep then, and other things.
   
10. jamie waylett - the harry potter boy like to grow plants - marijauana! "10 plants valued at $2900" - wow! save your seeds, and i don't mean be celibate.
    
11. somali pirates - americans to pirate the pirates

ok, elven! I had to include pirates; there were a few duplicates anyway.

Eventually the order "Splice the mainbrace" came to mean that the crew would receive an extra ration of rum, and was issued on special occasions:
Crashing the Valdez.

Are you a member of the Loyalty Progam?

In the United Kingdom it is typically called a loyalty card,
in Canada a rewards card or a points card,
and in the United States either a discount card, a club card or a rewards card.

The loyalty card market in the UK is one of the most significant in the world, with most major chains operating some form of reward system.
According to Ciao,
some of the most popular in the UK are Boots, Tesco, Sainsburys, and Nectar.
Small keyring cards (also known as keytags) which serve as key fobs are often used for convenience in carrying and ease of access.

In the news to day is this keyringthing - it's just a card with 6 of your key fob codes on it!? What else do you get from it?

Remember the news story about a club dedicated to the trading of these cards (I think it was in California, maybe for Ralph's ?) ?
Actually, for the big grocery store in town, I never signed up. I found the card. I've found three, and gave the other two to friends. I think my son found two as well. I'm enjoying some money off on pricing, and getting the gas discounts; I share them with whoever this card belongs to.
(Hello Mrs Gupta!)


Low low prices!

I knew that many stores require the cards in order to receive the advertised price;you may receive this in your mailbox several times a week ("junk mail").

Some of these grocery stores are: Kroger and Safeway (each through both their own name and many of their regional chain names), Albertsons, Winn-Dixie, Harris Teeter, Ingles, Giant Eagle, Tops, and CVS/pharmacy.

Do you agree with this person?
Do you have to buy more than you need to get the savings?

If it's something we use frequently, I'll buy the larger/largest size, if it won't go bad.And even though my store advertises a price like "5 for $5," I can still buy 1 for $1.

I have one for a couple grocery stores, though not the ones I use most frequently (they are discount stores, that already have the lowest price).

Here's something I didn't know (from wikipedia) :

Cards from other, even competing chains will generally work at other stores to receive the advertised loyalty price, because only a few companies make the cards, but stores generally will not allow this since it will not allow a customer to be tracked, though a customer can make it work if they use a self-checkout.

and of course, there's gas discounts, cashback, and coupon savings.

So who do these cards provide more value to? Customer or corporation?
Are the companies that require these corporate branding services looking for something they've lost but can't get back, like cosmetic surgery? maybe there's no little blue pill.


Which cards do you use?
Are they really helping you save,
or do they encourage you to spend more money?
Do you feel the company is tracking you with this information?
Why? what do you have to hide?

or do you feel with this information they can give provide you withinformation more likely to use?


Control the food supply and you control the population.......

what are the most popular downwards?

What are most popular downwards this wek?
Aunti-virus, home spybot control, ad aware search and destroy?
No!

and it's not Brangolina either.
What is it?
Stay tuned for next wek!

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Do not show this warning next time

Is critical thinking a thing of the past?

Is reading level going down?

Treat with some common humanity!

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